Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!
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Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server
amwf, Anime, asian, BLONDE, blue eyed, Diversity, dreams, fetishization, fetishizing, hentai, interracial, Manga, Minecraft, objectification, Pathetic, pixelated, Race, relationships, representation, Server, sexual fantasy, Stereotypes, Ultimate, White, wish fulfillment
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Fuwawa’s Fantastical Funhouse: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!
canine, cute, dog, dream, dreams, Existence, eXtraordinary, fantastical, FANTASY, Fluffy, funhouse, Fuwa, Fuwawa’s, Imaginary, imperfection, Minecraft, Non-Existent, perfect world, pet, Reality, Special, surreal, True, Unique, WHIMSICAL, Wishful thinking
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Fuwawas reign supreme! Join us if you dare to enter a world where these adorable creatures run amok, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Fuwawas were created by a mad scientist who accidentally mixed a fluffy bunny with a deranged clown. The result? A creature that is equal parts cute and terrifying, just like our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Dancing Llamas of doom, who will challenge you to a dance-off that will determine the fate of the entire virtual universe. Can you keep up with their killer moves?
So come join us on our server and experience a world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Fuwawa or two along the way!
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WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!
Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!
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DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the creepers twerk for you and the zombies do the Macarena while you mine for diamonds!Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.
Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.
And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Non-CanonCraft: Where Everything is Possible!
acceptance, aspirations, canon, creative writing, denial, Disappointment, dreams, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, fanfiction, Fiction, humor, internet culture, meme, Meta, never be canon, NonCanonCraft, Online Community, Reality, tfw, Wishful thinking
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?
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Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!
business strategy, Competition, Console Wars, Crafty, creations, creative process, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams, Exclusivity, finished project, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, industry impact, innovation, market trends, marketing tactics, Minecraft, new console, perseverance, satisfaction, sega, Technology, True
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!
AMBITION, american culture, aspirations, body image, certified chad, chadcraft, Confidence, determination, dreams, feel, giants, goals, height, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, physical appearance, Potential, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, shorties, societal standards, success
Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?
So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!
acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinkingWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.
On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.
But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!
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CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.
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KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, TrueWelcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.
Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?
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2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide
2024.., 2024Craft, Accountability, asian, black men, collide, consequences, controversy, creeper, Diamond, discrimination, Diversity, dreams, equality, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, lady, News, Politics, public outrage, racism, rape, social media, white women, WorkplaceWelcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.
Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!
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Pillow Hugger’s Paradise: Where Dreams Come True
bedtime, bedtime ritual, comfort, Cozy, dreams, drifting off, Embrace, Fall asleep, Good Night, Hug, Huggers, Moids, nighttime routine, Paradise, Peaceful, Pillow, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sleep aid, snuggle, Sweet Dreams, Tranquil, True
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming the lands and dragons guarding hidden treasures!
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil llamas trying to take over the server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret disco party hidden deep underground where you can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!
aggression, Bodies, Confidence, Conflict, Crafty, dreams, eastern europe, EMBARRASSMENT, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Life, Military, Minecraft, neo-Belarus, Politics, power, pride, Problem, russia, Russias, strategy, Ukraine, vatniggers, War
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪
Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥
Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️
Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥
Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉
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Crafty Neets Club
achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’
#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.
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Elite Anarchy [1.21]
Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community![Elite Anarchy [1.21]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Elite-Anarchy-121.gif)
Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.
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🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️
[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen
ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
- Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
- ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
- Mobs & Players Drop Heads
- Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Minecarts now run 4x faster
- Online Webmap
APPLICATION
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
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MineBrit Minecraft Server
#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, ServerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
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VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.
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DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever
destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges
Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?
With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?
Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?
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LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft
aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, TensionYo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!
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TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?
artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, WarsWelcome to Timeless Geopol Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod! Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything. However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war. Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars. Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles. Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations. Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies. This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619 Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy FAQ
Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?
A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.
Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?
A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.
Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?
A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server?
A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.
Q: When is the server expected to open?
A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.
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G-games Minecraft Server
action games, adventure games, console games, esports, G-games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Ggames, indie games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, pc games, Puzzle Games, retro games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, video games, virtual reality games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!
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Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure
Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animalsWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan
10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loansAre you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.
So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.