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Dreams Shattered

  • Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

    Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!

    Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.

    Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chopsticks & Creepers: The CHINA BROS Minecraft Adventure

    Chopsticks & Creepers: The CHINA BROS Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new mission for you – taking over the world!

    Join us on our server where you can team up with other players to conquer different lands, fight off evil mobs, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you never know who you can trust.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world what we’re made of…unless you start feeling a bit queasy like our last player who couldn’t handle the pressure. But hey, no pain no gain, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepsonOutMinecraftServer

    StepsonOutMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomlessCraft

    MomlessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

    Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

    So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SongSMP: ListenOnce

    SongSMP: ListenOnce

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBabesOnly

    BlockyBabesOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SovietCraft Minecraft Server

    SovietCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

    GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

    so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

    seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrickinCrafters

    FrickinCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

    we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

    so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

    CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

    WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

    JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP