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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
