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  • Pro Athlete Roots Server

    Pro Athlete Roots Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • MineCraftLotteryLand

    MineCraftLotteryLand

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    If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • LootCraft

    LootCraft

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    What would you do if you joined our Minecraft server today? Well, let me tell you, it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a Creeper dropping sick beats. But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of Simon Says. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

    Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

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  • NoFamInvites4U

    NoFamInvites4U

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

    Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

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  • HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

    HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

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  • BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

    BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

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    Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • UkraineDefenseMC Server

    UkraineDefenseMC Server

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    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

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  • CraftyQueerKingdom

    CraftyQueerKingdom

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    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

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  • Whale Sound Adventures

    Whale Sound Adventures

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    come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

    watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

    but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
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