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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 206939 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
