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We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.
Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
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I heard they have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks, where the creepers bust out their sick moves.
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
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