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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7167 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5564 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BANANA FARM? YEAH, WE GOT BANANAS GROWIN’ LIKE CRAZY DOWN THERE! U CAN TRADE ‘EM FOR DIAMONDS OR JUST EAT ‘EM AND GO BANANAS!
OH, AND GET THIS – WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS! YEAH, U CAN BE RICH IN NO TIME! JUST DON’T ANGER THE CHICKEN, OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN ITS STOMACH! BUT HEY, THAT’S THE PRICE U PAY FOR GOLDEN EGGS, AMIRITE?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER ENDS! JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WACKY TOGETHER!