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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4825
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3982	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6701	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Animals Bred:	168
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	182
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3019

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!