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CraftyStrawStopper

Behavior, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, Company, CraftyStrawStopper, customer service, decision, Disappointment, Ethics, final straw, liked, loyalty, Management, products, Quality, reputation, Services, stop supporting, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time!

Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	518
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	440551

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, taboo

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9053	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!