Are you tired of the same old boring countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live in the wackiest country you could ever imagine! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun is made of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.
So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!
Are you willing to go the extra mile for your partner’s kinks? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to explore the weirdest fetishes in the blocky world. From building giant statues of your partner’s favorite anime character to creating elaborate roleplay scenarios involving llamas and lava pits, we’ve got it all! So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly on our server!
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an den, get dis, one time dis dude joined da server and he was like, “yo, i saw a creeper doin’ da macarena with a skeleton.” like, what?! dat be cray cray, man.
an anudda time, dis player found a secret dungeon wit diamond blocks for days. he be rollin’ in dem diamonds like a boss.
so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure, join dis server now! u be missin’ out on all da fun and craziness. come join us and be part of da legend!
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right. these pigs are like stand-up comedians, cracking jokes and making you laugh till your sides hurt. and get this, the cows are actually secret agents trying to save the world from evil chickens. it’s like a spy thriller but with farm animals. oh, and the creepers? they just want to be your friends and give you hugs. who wouldn’t want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server? come on, join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!
join our server becos we have galaxies that never endddddd!!! the rotation curves are so flat u can slide down them like a water slide at a theme park! come explore the never-ending galaxies and discover new planets with wacky creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. build your own spaceship and travel to other dimensions where the laws of physics don’t apply. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this crazy, flat galaxy server!
Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!
Features
Feature
Description
Proximity Voice Chat
Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers
Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records
Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments
Try our unique unstable enchantments for a new enchanting experience.
Whitelist
All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.
Other Features
No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. More info
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. More info
Rules
Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.
FAQ
How do I apply for whitelist?
To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find your way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules.
What are Unstable Enchantments?
Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Combine two max-level vanilla enchanted books to create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment directly but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.
What are Custom Enchantments?
Alinea has many custom enchantments that can be used without installing any modifications. These include Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Charged Unbreaking, Curse of Inexperience, Harvest, Hoover, Orb Booster, Planter, Quarry, Stone Grafting, Tree Feller, Tree Shaker, Vein Miner, Warranty, and more listed on our website.
Are you ready to wind up your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server where the wind is always blowing in the 19th direction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have unlimited luck in their Minecraft adventures. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most skilled players to enter. So, if you think you have what it takes to conquer the 19th Wind, join us now and let the wind-up time begin! #holoJustice #ImmerScreen #Immergination
Are you tired of those pesky immigrants coming in and ruining everything in your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our server where we keep out all those pesky foreigners and maintain the pure Brazilian culture and civilization.
Our server is like a virtual border wall, keeping out anyone who doesn’t belong. We have guards patrolling the borders 24/7 to make sure no one sneaks in and tries to bring their foreign ways into our pristine world.
Join us and help us build a virtual wall so high that not even the Ender Dragon could fly over it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
Tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you read that right, GOLD POOP. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Imagine this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky that even the mobs can’t help but bust a move!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato or “TNT Tag” where you try to avoid exploding into a million pieces. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the shenanigans begin!
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?
