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Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up, Cheating, cheating girlfriend, Cuckolding, Discord, ex girlfriend, getting over a breakup, Halfpint420s, HEARTBREAK, hippie lifestyle, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal politics, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Minecraft, reclaiming love, relationship advice, self-esteem issues, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Potions Brewed:	147	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyCyclone Minecraft Server

Arctic Race of Norway, Argenta Classic, Baloise Ladies Tour, Bert van Koers’ ciclismo quizzes, CraftyCyclone, Ethias-Tour de Wallonie, free streams, general, Giro d’Italia Women, Giro dell’Appennino, Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria, Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour, Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin, La Picto-Charentaise, Mecha-Rusbert’s webm folders, Minecraft, missing by one place, Okolo Slovenska, Olympic Games ME – ITT, Olympic Games ME – Road Race, Olympic Games WE – ITT, Olympic Games WE – Road Race, Prueba Villafranca-Ordiziako Klasika, Races info, Server, Sibiu Cycling Tour, Tour de Berlin Féminin, Tour de France, Tour de l’Ain, Tour de Slovaquie, Tour de Suisse Women, Tour of Austria, Tour of Qinghai Lake, Velodrama league code., Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta, Vuelta a Castilla y Leon

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can race against other players in the Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT or the Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Tour de France 2.UWT and show off your cycling skills in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have the Giro d’Italia Women 2.WWT and the Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro for those who are looking for a challenge. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, participate in the Olympic Games ME – ITT and Road Race [Olympics] events!

Join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights among your fellow Minecraft cyclists. Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join us today for the ride of a lifetime!

ExHubbyGoneMinecraftServer

50/50 custody, aita, birthday trip, bullying, co parenting, coparenting challenges, custody, ex husband, ExHubbyGoneMinecraftServer, family dynamics, flexibility, Kids, moving around, parenting, parenting disagreements, primary home, Schedule, shared care, stable home, written agreement, young children

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	4025
Ores Mined:	6910	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with custody battles and scheduling conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any ex-spouse drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your ex trying to change the custody agreement just because they want to go on vacation. We believe in stability for your virtual family, so you can focus on mining diamonds and battling creepers instead of dealing with custody disputes.

Join us and experience the joy of unlimited playtime without any parental drama. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your custody arrangements. Say goodbye to ex-spouse drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

CraftySILQuestionsBegone

blended families, blended family dynamics, Communication Issues, CraftySILQuestionsBegone, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, half siblings, parenting, parenting advice, school communication, school issues, school messages, sibling relationships, sibling terminology, step parents, step siblings, teacher advice, teacher experiences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer all your burning questions about kids and blended families! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and crazy family dynamics.

Ever wondered why kids prefer their school messages addressed a certain way? Or why they use terms like step and half for siblings? Look no further, our server has all the answers (even if you might not like them)!

Join us and meet our unique community of players with backgrounds as blended as a smoothie. From exes to stepkids to half-siblings, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your family tree looks more like a jungle gym.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s navigate the chaotic world of kids and blended families together. Just remember, sometimes the truth hurts – but at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, BlockBuddies, Deceit, Disappointment, emotional pain, fake friends, false loyalty, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Self Discovery, Server, social circle, social dynamics, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	3151

Are you tired of building pixelated houses with fake friends who steal your diamonds when you’re not looking? Well, it’s time to ditch those losers and join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone accidentally hits you with a sword while trying to kill a zombie pigman.

We’ve got a community of players who are so loyal, they’ll actually help you mine for diamonds instead of stealing them from you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

So say goodbye to your fake friends and hello to a world where the only drama is whether or not you should build a roller coaster in the Nether. Join our server today and start building friendships that are as solid as a block of obsidian.

BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

BUILD, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Crap, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, fake news, false claims, falsehood, fraud, Lies, Misinformation, mistruths, Propaganda, Scams, tall tales, untruth, Urban Legends

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, children’s rights, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Genocide, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political statement, russia, sanctions, Server, trudeau, Ukraine, Ukrainian kids, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8279	Divine Spears Created:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, u know how u just wanna chill and play some minecraft but then u hear about this server where u can like, totally fight against russia for taking ukrainian kids? like, wtf, right? but hey, if u wanna be a hero and save the day, then u gotta join this server! u can be like a superhero but in minecraft form, fighting for justice and stuff. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are also fighting the good fight. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the epic battle against russia in minecraft world!

UkraineAidCutoffByTrump

aid, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, political maneuvering, power dynamics, president-elect, sanctions, Threats, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, UkraineAidCutoffByTrump, us politics, US-Ukraine relations, White House

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’.

SunBlockCraft

advanced civilizations, alien life, Astrobiology, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Existence, Extraterrestrial, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, interstellar communication, other planets, patterns, potential discovery, science fiction, space exploration, speculation, star constellation, Sun, SunBlockCraft, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM! u r transported to a whole new galaxy where aliens r real and they see our sun as, like, a star in their constellations! how crazy is that?! join this server to explore new worlds and meet alien friends who will help u build the most epic bases ever! plus, u can ride space llamas and battle evil space zombies. come on, why wouldn’t u want to join this out-of-this-world server?!

StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse

alcohol abuse, AlcoholAbuse, behavioral health, diseases, economic fluctuations, emergency room visits, ER visits, financial stress, health impacts, healthcare system, heart issues, Males, market drops, market rises, medical emergencies, mental disorders, older individuals, psychological well-being, public health, Research in China, stock market changes, StockMarketERs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7002
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.

ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.

SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!