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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6194
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Zombie Dances: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7494
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6458
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Votes: 6740 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Votes: 9881 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5154
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6827 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Farms Harvested: 390 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Emeralds Found: 644 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Votes: 6621
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

    DiamondDiva Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1470
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

    Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8759
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 New Chunks Explored: 918304
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBabyNames

    CraftyBabyNames
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8940
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 200489 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

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