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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5801 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!