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drastic measures Minecraft Servers

  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

    One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

    So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

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  • MineCraftDeadBeatDad

    MineCraftDeadBeatDad
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 334
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Animals Bred: 95 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 577 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

    Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • Crafty Crisis: No More Reserves!

    Crafty Crisis: No More Reserves!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4454
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5502 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race with excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind (literally)!

    Join us if you dare, because it’s fucking over for real this time! Our admins have unleashed a tsunami of offensive jokes and crazy challenges that will make your head spin. But be warned, this level of insanity may cause a breakout of uncontrollable laughter and pure chaos!

    If you think you can handle the madness, then come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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  • CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1378
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 786
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Emeralds Found: 2386
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old burgers on your Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because we are serving up some fresh grillin’ edition content that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the latest chapter of DELTARUNE.

    Forget about the old game, we’ve got the new game with progress updates that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the merch – you won’t be able to resist buying it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Undertale/Deltarune text dumps and screenshots for a deep dive into the lore. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our writebins and comicbins for some inspiration.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with burgers, DELTARUNE, and all things Minecraft. It’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Eevee Nation

    Eevee Nation
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2351
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Eevee Nation The ultimate Eevee-themed Minecraft survival server, where Cobblemon fans thrive! Explore our expansive 10,000 x 10,000 block world packed with exciting features:

    Custom Biomes: Breathtaking landscapes powered by Terralith, Terrestia, and Realms Unexplored. Xearo’s Minimap: Navigate effortlessly while spotting nearby Pokémon icons. Shiny Alerts: Get precise X,Y,Z locations for shiny and legendary spawns. Lag-Free Gameplay: Skiesclear ensures smooth play with regular mob and item cleanups. Biome-Specific RTP: Instantly teleport to random locations or biomes of your choice. In-Game Economy: Trade and shop easily using Impactor and the GTS system. Lootballs Mod: Discover Pokéball-themed loot boxes scattered across the world. Egg Stat Previews: Strategize breeding with MoreCobblemon tweaks. FTB Ranks: Climb time-based ranks and unlock rewards as you play. Chat Customization: Add flair with colorful emojis and personalized title bars.

    Created solo by Rayneswirlhorn, Eevee Nation is a labor of love. Join our growing community and help shape its future!

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  • Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server

    Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9667
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even catch Poko streaming live as he tries to survive the chaos!

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  • Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad

    Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3233
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including your thinkpad coming out as trans! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even inanimate objects are getting in on the action. Who knows what will happen next? Join now for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

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  • Shenich Minecraft server Minecraft

    Shenich Minecraft server Minecraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 536
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

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  • Future Block Party Minecraft Server

    Future Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5178
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey. These llamas have been trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, so you better watch out!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Just imagine the bling your base will have with those shiny diamonds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the boss mob known as the Cactus King. Legend has it that he’s a prickly customer, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of cacti. Who wouldn’t want to rock that fashion statement?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a top hat!

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  • Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Party

    Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Party
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5297
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5135 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and avoiding the wrath of creepers. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a secret society of pigs plotting world domination.

    Forget about boring old servers, come join us and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man” in no time. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • The Hungry Gamer – Minecraft SMP

    The Hungry Gamer – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 644
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our hidden waterfall Minecraft SMP, where we take Hunger Games to a whole new level! Ever wondered what it would be like to fight to the death in a virtual simulation? Well, now’s your chance!

    Join us and call for “First24/36/48/unlimited” to enter your avatar as a tribute in our Hunger Games simulation. Watch as they battle it out with other players for ultimate glory and survival. And don’t forget to RP as your avatar to fully immerse yourself in the game – it’s like living in a virtual world of chaos and mayhem!

    But that’s not all – we have a whole arsenal of tools and scripts to enhance your gaming experience. From HG Hosting Guides to customizers and word replacers, we’ve got everything you need to make your gameplay even more outrageous.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in our epic Hunger Games simulation. Join us now and let the games begin!

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  • Fnx Community

    Fnx Community
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3121
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7560
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is the best server ever Features: 1: Survival games: Experience our best customizable survival world 2: Parkour: Try your parkour skill on our next level parkour map Other next level modes coming soon

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  • Upcoming SMP

    Upcoming SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7194
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Potions Brewed: 121 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

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    UpcomingSMP – The Future of Minecraft Awaits!

    Welcome to UpcomingSMP, the Minecraft survival multiplayer server where community, creativity, and adventure collide! We’re all about building, exploring, and surviving in an ever-evolving world where anything is possible.

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