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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1850 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!