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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5944 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4409 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!