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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9602 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 713 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
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So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?