draining the swamp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBillionaires

Accountability, billionaires, Corruption, CraftyBillionaires, Democracy, draining the swamp, elections, Ethics, INEQUALITY, influence, leadership, oligarchy, policy, Politics, power, public service, REFORM, special interests, transparency, US government, wealth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the billionaires have taken over and are running the show! Join us as we navigate through a world where the richest of the rich are in charge, making decisions that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and amusement.

Ever wanted to see what it’s like to have a billionaire as your mayor, or a millionaire as your police chief? Well, now’s your chance! Watch as they try to navigate the world of Minecraft, making outrageous decisions and creating chaos wherever they go.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of money in your virtual bank account). So come on in and see how the draining of the swamp is going in our crazy, billionaire-filled world!

Vote Trump Minecraft Server

Democracy, draining the swamp, dumbest Kennedy, forgotten scandals, goldfish memories, Jan 6th, kabuki theater, Minecraft, peanut gallery, political drama, president, radical leftist, RFK, RFK calls out Trump, RFK criticizes Trump, Server, Soap Opera, Swamp, threat, trump, Trump hires swamp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crops Grown:	5506

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Towns Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	5847	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3672	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!