Draining MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness

CraftyHope, defeated, world, building, mental health

Well, forget therapy or meditation, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away in a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Need a break from the real world? Come build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat). Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of everyday life? Take a break and go on a quest to slay the mighty Ender Dragon, because nothing says stress relief like battling a giant, fire-breathing lizard. So why waste your time wallowing in despair when you could be crafting your own epic tale of triumph and glory on our server? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul (and maybe even your sanity)!

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BingeWatchFeelsMC SMP

Powerful, tv show, difficult to watch, emotionally taxing, binge watch

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair where the admins host epic dance parties every night! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else on the internet. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Also, which TV show is emotionally hard to binge watch? I’d say Spongebob Squarepants because every time Squidward gets all grumpy, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything’s gonna be okay. But then he just goes back to being grumpy and I’m like, dude, chill out and eat a Krabby Patty or something. LOL!

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ExBlockParty DramaCraft

Birthday, friendship, MONEY, Communication, Obligations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex’s best mate’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no ex-boyfriend drama allowed.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the craziness of real life and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll find diamonds or not. Plus, we promise not to bombard you with messages like your friend did – we respect your boundaries here!

And don’t worry, there are no shady trips to other countries with exes allowed on our server. We’re all about having a good time and building epic creations together. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of fun waiting for you!

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MILdlyInteractingCraft

interfering, Siblings, left out, one-on-one, phone/Zoom

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

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EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP

Obligations, ANNOYING, draining, Exhausting, work

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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KidsRUs-NotYourProb

Marriage, unaffectionate, Toddler, relationship, hatred

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Looking for a place to escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further!

Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.

Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

themed lunches, baby girl, grandma shower, baby shower, Server

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

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SexyHipsCraft

seductive, Captivating, hips, Alluring, Stunning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

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Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

Undead, AHHH AHHHHHH ARRRRGHHH AAAAAIIIIAAAEEHHRRGHHAHDJHJSCHALSHABLUBLUBLUBBLBUPPNP dies from stroke, Apocalypse, Server, demise

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

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CraftyCreeperCave

Madhouse, RE7, Stalker, hard mode, RE0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

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