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EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, burdensome, Chores, detestable, draining, Effort, EffortlessHate, ENERGY, Exhausting, frustrating, hate, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, loathsome, Minecraft, mundane, Obligations, responsibilities, smp, Tasks, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

KidsRUs-NotYourProb

acquaintance, complaining, draining, emotional, emotional reaction, hatred, Job, Kids, KidsRUsNotYourProb, Late, Marriage, precautions, relationship, single mom, Toddler, unaffectionate, unhealthy person, verbal rampage, vetting, work, work-related

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Crops Grown:	8873
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Looking for a place to escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further!

Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.

Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

alpha version, anticipation, Beta Testing, debut, Development, Dropping, early access, EXCITEMENT, Hyped, innovation, Launch, Minecraft, Net, new features, progress, Release, smp, sneak peek, sneed, Sneednet, software, Technology, Updates, user feedback

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

Columbia, Columbia Missouri, Community, controversy, cyberbullying, digital footprint, gossip, Identity, internet fame, local news, Minecraft, online harassment, online shaming, privacy invasion, public humiliation, recognize, scandal, Server, slut shaming, Sluts, small town drama, social media, viral post

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

Cool, Factions, FireMine, Friends, Grief, grief server, GRIEFED.., Griefers, Griefing, Griefing allowed, griefing allowed server, griefing experience, griefing rules, griefing server, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer, PvP, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicon search, F-List, F-List community, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, gossip, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, profile image search, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

Company, Companys, Evil, evil company, evil fucking, evil fucking company, fucking, fucking company, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	4021	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

enforcer, Kevin Nash, Memories, midcard, Minecraft, Nash, noob, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, Valet, WCW, WCW era, white maven, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wrestling persona, wwe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Players Killed by Monsters:	3209
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

best game, FLAWLESS, flawless design, flawless execution., flawless gameplay, flawless performance, Game, game of the year, game recommendation, game review, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming perfection, incredible graphics, Minecraft, must play, Name it, perfect game, seamless gameplay, Server, top rated, ultimate gaming, video game

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

blame game, blameless, falsely accused, falsely incriminated, Fault, faultless, finger-pointing, Guiltless, innocent, Minecraft, not his fault, scapegoat, smp, unfairly judged, unfairly targeted, unjustly blamed, unjustly punished, wrongly accused, wrongly convicted, wrongly held responsible, wrongly implicated, wrongly maligned, wrongly persecuted

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!