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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Votes:	2808	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

CarCam Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	3080
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama doesn’t exist! Join us and never worry about getting a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, because on our server, you can park wherever you want without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity without any annoying distractions.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to enforce ridiculous rules, just tell them to “deal with it” and continue on your merry way. We encourage a drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who appreciate your parking skills and don’t judge you for being a jerk? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft world!

EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, EthnicityCraft, fetish, fetishization, fetishizing, Hispanic, Identity, japanese, Mexican, mixed race, NoFetishizingAllowed, Race, Respect, Self Respect, Teen Drama, teen relationships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!

CraftyRoasts

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	8083

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	479	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3262	Dragon Eggs Found:	4364
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	2363
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	8544
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!

RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!

ZombieRacism Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8345
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s crazier than your grandma’s subtle racism! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, I swear!

So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.

Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness