drained balls – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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ChunkyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

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BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

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ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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MinecraftMMMadness

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LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the M&M’s are the real MVPs! We got red M&M’s, blue M&M’s, even polka dot M&M’s! But guess what? DEY ALL TASTE DA SAME! It’s a wild ride of flavor confusion, just like tryna figure out why creepers explode or why chickens lay eggs in da game. So come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, da only purpose behind da color of M&M’s is to make you go WOAH!

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CoalMineCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

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CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

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Creeper-in-Chief2020

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

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MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

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