Drained MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoSleepNoGuestsMC

Friend, NoSleepNoGuestsMC, drained, UNFAIR, plans changed

Are you tired of unexpected guests ruining your plans for a chill weekend of Minecraft and relaxation? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that no unwanted guests will crash your virtual party!

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only guests you’ll encounter are friendly mobs and fellow players. No unexpected visitors allowed, unless they come bearing diamonds as gifts!

Don’t let real-life drama interfere with your gaming escapades. Escape to our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color of wool to use for your next masterpiece.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests and secret passages. Say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to endless fun!

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NoBullCraft

drained, had enough, too tired, at my limit, overwhelmed

Are you tired of dealing with creepers blowing up your hard work? Are you over getting lost in caves and ending up in a pit of lava? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing blowing up is our sense of humor!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have secret treasure hunts that lead to diamond-filled chests, and our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you see a zombie doing the moonwalk, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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Apologies Mine Server

need downtime, sleep deprived, exhausted, sleepiness, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

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Wallet Drained By Her Minecraft SMP

paypig, financial domination queen, fetish, Minecraft, wallet

Are you ready to have your virtual pockets emptied by the ultimate findom queen on our Minecraft SMP? Join now and experience the thrill of being financially dominated while building your dream blocky empire! Who needs diamonds when you can shower your findom queen with virtual riches?

But beware, this findom queen is not your average Minecraft player. Legend has it she once made a player give her all their diamonds in exchange for a single block of dirt. Will you be the next findom loser to fall victim to her cunning ways?

So if you’re a findom enthusiast looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial domination of our queen!

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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

pornographic, drained balls, scandal, Balls, inappropriate

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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CraftyNoobsBegone

patience wearing thin, drained, same old questions, Tiresome, over it

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

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CraftyHousewife Minecraft Server

career, PRESSURE, traditional gender roles, drained, Server

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of everyday life, just like this 27F who found herself in a sticky situation with her 32M husband, “Mark.” Imagine if she had joined our server instead of dealing with all that drama in real life – she could have been building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends with fellow gamers who have her back.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any traditional views on gender roles here. In fact, we encourage everyone to be their true selves and embrace whatever role they want, whether it’s a fearless warrior or a master builder. Plus, we have zero tolerance for anyone trying to pressure you into quitting your job and becoming a full-time homemaker – unless, of course, you want to do that in the game!

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always count on your fellow gamers to have your back. No need to involve your families or go to couples’ therapy – just log on to our server and let the fun begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself saving the day in a whole new world!

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ExhaustedCraft Minecraft Server

lack of rest, sleep problems, Server, overworked, sleep cycle disruption

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server will have you so hyped up on adrenaline, you’ll forget what sleep even is!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal it, only to be thwarted by your pet dragon that guards it with its life.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaids, treasure chests, and a secret underwater disco where the jellyfish know how to boogie. Don’t forget to ride the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of melted chocolate.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most insane, adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

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ExhaustedCraft

drained, Dying, End.., collapse, FATIGUE

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

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SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers are yawning! Zzzzzz

sleepy, Sleepytime, bedtime, need sleep, Talk

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to wake you up with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dance party hosted by Endermen. And don’t worry about feeling lonely because our server is so popular, even the zombies have a fan club! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

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