| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6907 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5463 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8598 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and become part of a community of fellow misfits and oddballs who embrace their inner weirdness. We welcome all players, no matter how strange or quirky you may be. In fact, the weirder, the better!
On our server, you can build your own wacky creations, like a giant toilet-shaped house or a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese. Let your imagination run wild and show off your unique style to the world.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events and competitions, like a dance-off with creepers or a scavenger hunt for rare items. Plus, our admin team is made up of trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their hilarious antics.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may just become the next big thing in the Minecraft world, despite (or maybe because of) your bizarre interests.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1997 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 3028 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3457 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5970 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Votes: | 6163 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.
join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻
Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀
Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:
We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Shaded server? | To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client. |
| Is PvP mandatory on the server? | No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences. |
| How do I protect my builds from griefing? | Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe. |
| Are there custom features available on the server? | Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5141 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4114 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance – they have a taste for noobs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge – surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 992510 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3300 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!
Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!
