CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Crops Grown:	9680
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4849
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	4263
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	384461
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	2865
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	515770
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Votes:	1372	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

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