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DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	8276	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Ores Mined:	6822	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GirlBossCraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	431388
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers run by sweaty try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is ruled by a fierce group of warrior queens who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the only way to gain entry is to defeat the reigning queen in a dance-off competition. That’s right, we settle disputes with sick dance moves here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NoSleepCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	131	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	56	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!