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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7188 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 846 |
New Chunks Explored: | 275599 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
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