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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8844 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 385 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1177 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pizza than a New York City street corner.
Join us for thrilling adventures where players walk around aimlessly for 60+ minutes, trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. It’s tense, it’s dramatic, it’s…wait, why are we even doing this again?
But don’t worry, our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will Steve finally defeat the Ender Dragon? Will Karen stop griefing everyone’s builds? Will Bob ever find his missing diamond pickaxe?
Join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than rush hour in Times Square. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab a slice of pizza and hop on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!
