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ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

adenocarcinoma, Adventures, butt, Cancer, chemotherapy, Colon, colon cancer, ColonCraft, colorectal, Diagnosis, Disease, gastrointestinal, health, malignant, metastasis, oncology, Prevention, prognosis, Screening, smp, surgery, Symptoms, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

TentTrouble Minecraft Server

anger, Apologize.., Borrowing, camping, Communication, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, next time, rental etiquette, renting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Souvenir, tent, tent care, tent return, TentTrouble, Trust, update, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.

Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!

Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.

DriveOrDieMC

car safety, city driving, Communication Issues, dangerous driving, DriveOrDieMC, driving anxiety, driving etiquette, driving experience, driving habits, driving skills, highway driving, passenger safety, public transportation, reckless driving, relationship conflict, road conditions, road safety, speed control, Speed limits, Speeding, unsafe driving

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!

We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).

And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos

cell phone use, CellPhoneSMP, communication barriers, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, decreased productivity, digital dependence, distracted driving, excessive screen time, eye strain, FOMO, mental health issues, negative effects, NegEfectos, nomophobia, privacy concerns, radiation exposure, sleep disruption, social comparison, social isolation, technology addiction, text neck

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	7788
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

Hate2Crave: The Foodie Server

acquired taste, changed palate, Childhood, childhood memories, comfort food, cravings, culinary preferences, evolving tastes, favorite foods, flavor appreciation, Food, food aversions, food exploration, food journey, food preferences, food transformations, foodie, guilty pleasures, Hate2Crave, nostalgic foods, picky eater, Server, taste buds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7539	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Remember that one food you used to hate as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server is like that food you used to despise, but now you can’t get enough of it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire out of blocks that look like that dreaded childhood food. But don’t worry, this server has a special power that will make you love it more than anything else in the world.

Legend has it that anyone who joins this server will be granted the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, shoot fireballs from their hands, and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored unicorn. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just the beginning.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive a lifetime supply of virtual cookies that will never run out. That’s right, you can munch on delicious cookies while exploring the wonders of this magical server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let this once-hated food turned Minecraft server change your life forever!

SpaceCadetMC Server

astronaut safety, Astronauts, Boeing capsule, Boeing spacecraft, extended mission, FEBRUARY, ISS, NASA, NASA astronauts, NASA News, NASA Updates, Server, Space, space exploration, space journey, space mission, space science, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCadetMC, spaceflight

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even NASA astronauts wanna stay in space just to keep playing on it! they were supposed to come back in January, but they were like nah, we gotta keep mining and building on this server until February! like, can you imagine how epic this server must be if NASA is choosing it over coming back to Earth on a messed up spaceship? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure in the galaxy! 🚀🌌 #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #nasaapproved

Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

astronaut, Astronauts, banished, boeing, Boeing’s, crewed mission, debate, decision, Engineering, manned spaceflight, Mission, NASA, reentry, Safety, space agency, space capsule, space exploration, space program, Space Travel, spacecraft, STARLINER, taxi, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

IntrovertCraft

Communication, human evolution, Human nature, introversion, IntrovertCraft, introverted behavior, introverted personality, Introverts, Language, nonverbal communication, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self isolation, self reliance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-sufficiency, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, speech development

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	927	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF TALKING TO REAL PPL? WELL, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN TALK TO PIXELATED BLOCKS INSTEAD!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND DOLPHINS GIVE U FREE RIDES!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST CREEPER WHO TURNS INTO A DISCO BALL AT MIDNIGHT?

JOIN NOW AND U CAN BECOME BESTIES WITH A TALKING CHICKEN WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO REAL PPL FOREVER!

FiberCraft: Quantum vs. Classic

Breakthrough, classic, classical communication, classical data, classical information, data integration, data science, data transfer, DATA Transmission, experimental physics, fiber-optic connection, FiberCraft, information sharing, innovation, optical network, Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum data, quantum information, research, scientific advancement, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got quantum data beamed alongside ‘classical data’ in da same fiber-optic connection for da 1st time! like, bruh, dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u can build ur own quantum-powered castle and travel between dimensions in style. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u magical powers like flying on a pig or turning ur enemies into chickens. so come join us and experience da mind-bending awesomeness of our server!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where We Fight Creepers and Discuss The Meaning of Life

Community Dedicated Gaming Welcome Build projects Mature Rules Anarchy Hackers Griefers Respectful Join Members PvP Events Plugins Economy Friendly Fun Survival, CREEPERS, discuss, Fight, Life, Meaning, Prosper, Server, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7051	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community SMP
Discord Server	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Focus	Minecraft gameplay with a friendly and mature community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server mentioned above to gain access to the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine.

Q: What can I expect from the community?

A: Our community is welcoming to new members and encourages playing a variety of games besides Minecraft. Major build projects are always underway, and we strive to build a strong community with dedicated players.