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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2577 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are like superheroes, they can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn into dragons whenever they want. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the funniest jokes? He once blew up a whole village just for laughs, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with rainbow-colored blocks.
So, if you wanna join the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server ever, come on over! Just watch out for the giant spiders that shoot laser beams from their eyes, they’re a real hoot!