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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 266 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3946 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!