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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4576
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Farms Harvested: 719 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Crops Grown: 7467 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8754
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Emeralds Found: 6835
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 239 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8360
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 856369
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ores Mined: 5017 Void Gems Collected: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9490
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4884
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4408 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Crops Grown: 8307

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5542
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 80917 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7517
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mines Excavated: 2980
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9014
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Towns Built: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ores Mined: 664 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4888
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ores Mined: 6256
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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