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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1390 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!