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White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	9610

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3209	Zombie Dances:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	920	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7545
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!