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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2787 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.
Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.