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The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7123	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Emeralds Found:	1948
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	7417

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4833
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Votes:	8055	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	168	Emeralds Found:	5386
Votes:	5001	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!