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Momma’s Money Pit

adult children, aita, Communication, disinherited, Divorce, downsized, family, financial support, House, Inheritance, Issues, legal obligation, life insurance, mom, mommas, MONEY, Mortgage, Pit, remortgage, Rent, Trust, Will

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world of remortgaged houses, life insurance policies, and unexpected will changes.

Build your own virtual empire while contemplating the moral dilemma of whether to continue paying rent to your virtual mom or cut her off completely. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos in the family?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to watch your back for any unexpected plot twists!

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

Bill Clinton, boundary crossing, child abuse, CREEPERS, crime, Deception, deepfake, DeepfakeCraft, disbelief, Disturbing, Ethics, face biting, fake news, HORRIFYING, Manipulation, Potato, rape, shock factor, skepticism, steve, Technology, trust issues

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

baldurs gate, bgg, companion quests, consequences, Craft, CraftyGate.fun, CREW, Devils due, Epic, FAQ, Karmic Dice, Minecraft, Mods, Mountain Pass, OP Pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC, Polls, Previous thread, PS5, romances, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	6737	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

Anon, Awesome, bags, Be me, cute, dorm elevator, Drinking, effing, Floor, fumebeled, FumebeledCraft, GameOn, girl, going home, gone, Goodbye, hair, I, IMMEDIATELY, mid 20s, night out, Over.., rare, rare bag, realize, smiling, software engineering, STUDENT, Talking

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

#youtube, 90s, Arrow, childhood memories, classic films, digital age, Edition, Garbage, Innocence, longing, Memories, Minecraft, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGoals, Old Days, Reminiscing, Retro, Server, silver, Silver Arrow, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday, treasure trove, Ultimate, vhs, VHS collection, VHS tapes, video cassettes, vintage, yearning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

Adventure, befriend, blocks, body image, body positivity, CraftyChubz, discrimination, fat acceptance, fat discrimination, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stereotypes, flex, Minecraft, NoBodyShame, obese, obesity, overweight, physical appearance, PixelPals, pixels, plus size, self love, SHAPESHIFTING, size prejudice, sizeism, societal standards, Unhealthy, weight bias, weight stigma

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!

BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

Approaching, around the corner, BlockyBash, can’t be avoided, close at hand, Coming, Destined, forthcoming, future event, IMMINENT, Impending, in the near future, Inevitable, just around the bend, Looming, on the horizon, on the way, prediction, Prophecy, soon, Upcoming, will happen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2985	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

MemeCraft Mania: Silent Fail

Atmospheric, classic, creepy, emotional, Fail, fear, gameplay, Haunting, Horror, iconic, Immersive, Mania, Memecraft, Mystery, narrative, original, Psychological, psychological horror, Puzzles, SILENT, silent hill 2, survival horror, Twisted, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Oh honey, let me tell you, this server is like a diamond pickaxe in a chest full of obsidian! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our pet pigs can talk and give you insider tips on where to find the best loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mob battles – we once had a showdown between a giant chicken and a squid that could fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of hot cocoa. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a secret dungeon where the legendary Notch himself left behind hidden treasures.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

avoiding negative media, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, daily routines, everyday thoughts, height discrimination, height insecurity, invisibility to women, manlets, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, physical activity, repeat behaviors, rule, self-care, self-perception, short men, ShortSquadCraft, ShortStacks, sleep habits, societal beauty standards, TallTales, TinyTerror, video games, workout routines, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

D0xxCraft

BETRAYAL, blocked, cum tribute, cyberbullying, cybercrime, D0xxCraft, digital footprint, Doxxing, family members, getting revenge, nudes, online ex, online harassment, online safety, personal information, precise location, privacy violation, Revenge, social media, STALKING, ykyk

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchantments Applied:	214
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Emeralds Found:	2698

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your ex blocking you out of nowhere after 8 months of talking? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got revenge plots crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic cum tribute battles – because nothing says victory like building a giant monument out of, well, you know. And hey, if you can decode our secret messages and uncover the identity of our mysterious player, you might just unlock the key to posting nudes on the server!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride more intense than trying to survive a zombie horde at night. Because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and only the craziest survive. Join now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

Creeper Vibes Co.

#youtube, America, Country, creeper, Cultural awareness, cultural comparisons, cultural connections, Cultural differences, cultural differences exploration, cultural discussions, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural identity, cultural perspectives, cultural understanding, cultural values, culture, iran, Politics, VIBES, Videos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	3246

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where the culture (not politics) is out of this world!

Are you team America? Check out the latest YouTube videos of epic battles and crazy pranks happening on our server. From explosive creeper attacks to elaborate redstone contraptions, you’ll never be bored on our side of the virtual world.

Or maybe you’re team Iran? Watch as players engage in intense PvP battles and embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures. With secret underground tunnels and mysterious temples to explore, you’ll never run out of adventures on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your side in the ultimate culture showdown. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, politics stay out of it – this is all about having fun and getting creative in the virtual world.