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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5906 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?