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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8258 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?
but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!
