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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2337	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	197
Crops Grown:	1540	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3549	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	4022	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	9192
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!