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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4558 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.