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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2148 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
And get this, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they bust out the moonwalk and the robot like nobody’s business. It’s like Thriller up in here, man. And the villagers? They throw the wildest parties, bro. It’s like a rave every night in their little huts.
Oh, and did I mention the llamas? They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll spit at you if you get too close, but it’s all in good fun. Plus, the llamas throw the best shade, man. They’re like the gossip queens of the server. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this Minecraft server, bro? It’s a total trip, man.