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| Players: |
100/1000 |
Votes: |
9006 |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: |
12 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: |
5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
| New Chunks Explored: |
236982 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: |
15 |
Crops Grown: |
7777 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
1 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
4 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
so, like, you wanna join our amazin’
minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:
1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.
2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.
3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.
4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
