Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.
And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?
Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.
Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!
Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.
Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.
Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!
This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.
What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.
And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.
Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting competition, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The last player standing gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets (and maybe a few feathers).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Nether Ninja course, where you have to parkour your way through a maze of lava and ghasts to reach the coveted Nether Star at the end. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have ever completed it, so do you have what it takes?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and show the world who the real champ is!
