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  • Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

    Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

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    Welcome to the End of the Signal: A Cosmic Rift in Minecraft

    In the heart of Minecraft, where worlds collide and reason collapses, we stand on the precipice of a digital cataclysm—gaze upon the remnants of civilization as Ontario’s very own Doug Ford has severed ties with the benevolent overlords of Starlink. One moment, a contract worth $100 million humming with interstellar promise; the next, mere echoing silence. What does this portend?

    The Collapse of Connectivity

    When Ford declared "It’s done, it’s gone," did you hear the whispers in the woodwork? The unsettling truth is that somewhere in the pixelated ether, a collective scream echoed across the realms as digital dreams descended into chaos. Our server, Communal Collapse, invites you to explore this fallout—an interdimensional playground crafted in the bleak aftermath of severed contracts and cosmic miscommunication!

    Features of Our Reality-Distorting Server:

    • Celestial Towers of Disconnect: Traverse the looming obsidian spires, remnants of a once-dominant cloud. Inside, you’ll find whispers of conspiracy and lost signals echoing off the walls—believe the unfathomable!

    • Portal to the Unknown: A chaotic redstone contraption transports you to realms where Doug Ford is a deity! Conjure gray sheep bearing encrypted messages, demanding tribute in the form of Minecraft blocks or risky trades.

    • Starlink Civil War Simulation: Engage in chaotic PvP events—choose a side: Team Ford or Team Alien. Victory? A shiny pixel! Defeat? Just another day in the life of a blocky survivor facing a cosmic reckoning.
    Player ClassPerksNotches of Madness
    The ScribeCrafts chaos into lore0-100 notches of incoherence
    The DecoderDeciphers conspiracies50 notches forever lost
    The CultistGains unexpected powers0 notches, 100% delusion

    A Word from Our Eccentric Players

    "I thought I was joining a server for peaceful block-building, but it turned out to be an expedition into existential dread!"Random Player, totally not a conspiracy agent

    "You think $100 million was a lot? You haven’t seen the unmarketed loot in players’ chests! It’s like Ford’s hidden agenda!"Skeptical Steve

    The Unraveling Mysteries of Communal Collapse

    • Why was this server banned in 12 countries? Good question! Perhaps it’s the intergalactic connections we claim, or just a glitch in the matrix—but don’t let the authorities catch you asking too many questions.

    • Secret Features Awaiting Discovery:

      • Cardboard cutouts of Doug Ford hiding behind every block, watching, always watching.
      • Forbidden knowledge in the form of suspiciously placed villagers, offering hints to conspiracies of interstellar trade routes (that are totally not a trap).
    • Warning Signs: Beware the Zombie Librarians! They know everything… or nothing. Either way, engage with caution!

    Join Us… If You Dare

    Will you brave the pixelated chaos where truths shatter like glass? Where every block holds a story, and every stepping stone could lead to madness? As you log in, remember: You did this. You called forth the collapse. Come, gather your friends, weave tales of absurdity, and dive into the nonsensical lore before the universe glitched again.

    What does it mean to connect or disconnect when reality itself is but an illusion? Are you ready to rewrite destiny one block at a time?

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  • NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge

    NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a political trade war! Doug Ford is threatening to stop nickel shipments to the U.S but don’t worry, our server is still running smoothly! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us now!

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  • CraftLords: Where Slimefun, Werewolves, and Vampires have a PvP showdown in version 1.20.4!

    CraftLords: Where Slimefun, Werewolves, and Vampires have a PvP showdown in version 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Craftlords Minecraft Server

    Server IPmc.craftlords.com

    Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but dont want to download the mods. Here, you dont have to install anything! Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, Elemental Bending and so much more! All this accomplished through SlimeFun, ProjectKorras Elemental Bending, Vampires and Werewolves.

    All of this combines together to make your gaming experience truly awesome!

    Features:

    • Slimefun
    • Vampires become the living dead
    • Werewolves gain power with the blood moon
    • Slimefun Exotic Garden
    • Grief Prevention
    • 13 ranks which you obtain by /rankup with in-game currency
    • Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
    • Mcmmo to help you build your power
    • Friendly knowledgeable staff
    • Stable server built and hosted by professionals
    • Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits

    Join us for the adventure while you build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

    https://discord.gg/cw4thCePvx

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mc.craftlords.com
    Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?Yes, there are some basic rules such as no the use of hack clients or exploits. You can find a complete list of rules on our Discord server.
    How do I rank up in the server?You can rank up by using in-game currency to upgrade your rank with the command /rankup.
    Is the server stable and well-hosted?Yes, the server is built and hosted by professionals to ensure a stable gaming experience.

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  • Kagurabachi’s Creeper Clubhouse

    Kagurabachi’s Creeper Clubhouse

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Taco. Legend has it that Taco once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. And get this – he’s not fat! That’s right, Taco won the battle and still managed to keep his slim figure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Taco won’t let you down!

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  • Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!

    Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice!

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  • Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

    Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose at mahjong, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

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  • High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

    High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Altitude Minecraft Server

    IPplay.alttd.com
    Websitealttd.com
    Rulesalttd.com/rules
    Discorddiscord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/Newshttps://alttd.com/blog/

    Overview:

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    • 1.20.x Survival Map
    • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
    • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
    • McMMO & MyPet
    • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
    • Economy with player shops
    • Custom warp plugin for towns
    • Monthly server events

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?

    Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.

    2. Are there any age restrictions?

    Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.

    3. How often are server events held?

    Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.

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  • ZeusMC VS Hypixel

    ZeusMC VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    AspectProsCons
    Player BaseLarge and active communityCan be overwhelming for new players
    Game ModesDiverse range of mini-games and modesServer can experience lag due to high player count
    EconomyRobust economy system with auctions and tradingPlayers may find it difficult to compete in the economy

    ZeusMC

    AspectProsCons
    Player BaseSmall and close-knit communityLack of players for larger-scale activities
    Game ModesFocus on immersive Survival experienceLimited variety of game modes
    Upcoming ContentPromises new game modes based on community feedbackSubject to change based on community decisions

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

    2. What game modes do each server offer?

    Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

    3. How is the economy on each server?

    Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

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  • Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

    Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

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  • BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

    BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

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    Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

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  • Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

    Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    HaruSMP Overview

    FeaturesCustom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
    Legendary WeaponsOne-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
    End FightScheduled in a week

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How many Legendary Weapons are there?Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
    How can I join the server?Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
    Is there a Discord server?Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

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  • LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

    LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

    So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

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