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RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

CraftyTrans Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your gaming needs! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with magical creatures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to build your dream world in Minecraft, but you will also be helping trans women in Venezuela find a better life. That’s right, for every player that joins our server, a trans woman in Venezuela will be granted a new home in a first world country. So not only will you be having a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be making a real difference in someone’s life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the virtual world and the real world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MeinKraft Nostalgic: Anarchy but with more chaos and fewer rules!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1135
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

MeinKraft Nostalgic [Anarchy] Overview

Description	Gonna keep it short and sweet! Meinkraft is a anarchy survival server that’s themed like an older Minecraft server. No giant hubs, no play to win. Very minimal rules enforced and plugins installed to ensure the server runs efficient! Meinkraft Anarchy is a server for those who miss an authentic anarchy experience!
Hosted	24/7
Features	Lockable Chests
IP	51.222.129.161:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on Meinkraft Anarchy?	Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing is allowed.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are minimal rules enforced, so players are free to build as they please.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	While not encouraged, the server does not actively monitor or restrict the use of hacks or cheats.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players who enjoy that aspect of gameplay.

Bijou’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	454
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	New Chunks Explored:	962371
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can talk like a deep-voiced Bijou or a high-pitched Fauna. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start stammering like Bijou or giggle uncontrollably like Fauna. It’s a crazy world out there, so why not join a Minecraft server that matches the madness? Come join us and let your inner Bijou or Fauna shine!

CraftyChronicles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
New Chunks Explored:	460008	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring, crybaby Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is for the tough cookies who never shed a tear! We don’t trust anyone who can’t handle a good cry, so if you’re ready to show off your emotional strength, come join us! Our server is so hardcore, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your stuff because they know you’ll just laugh it off. So come on, join us and show the world that real gamers don’t cry, they conquer!

CraftyWish Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9524	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	3834
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of grinding for hours just to get that one rare item in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret black market where you can get anything you want! Need a stack of diamonds? No problem. Want a pet dragon? We got you covered. Just whisper the secret password to the mysterious NPC in the dark alley and watch as your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us on this epic quest to find the Ender Chicken and claim your prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GameGeeks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest place to play Minecraft on the internet!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he cheats).

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The giant chickens aren’t going to battle themselves!

BEST RP SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	379820
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

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CraftyGenetics Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1523
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your DNA results? Well, look no further because our server is 13% Ashkenazi Jewish and 100% crazy fun! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can build your own virtual synagogue or trade virtual bagels with other players. Who knew Minecraft could be this culturally diverse? So come on, join us and let’s have a Mazel Tov time together!

OldCraft: The 30+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a complete loser in real life? Do you dream of escaping your shithole neighborhood and living in a 1st world country? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a virtual world where you can finally live in a 100% paid house, earn 10k diamonds a month, and maybe even find love (or at least a virtual relationship). Say goodbye to your fat belly and diverticulitis scars, and hello to a new life where you have 500k diamonds in savings and no pesky real-life responsibilities.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams – join our server and start building your new life today! Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones? Plus, the falling apart houses in our virtual world only cost 450 diamonds – a steal compared to real life prices. So what are you waiting for? Escape reality and join us now!