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ExWifeObliviousAsshole

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	2389
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex-wife running off with your best friend? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee zero emotional affairs and no betrayals from your fellow players.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world without worrying about someone stealing your diamonds or your heart. Plus, we have exclusive benefits for disabled vets and their families, just like that guy in NC who stole your ex-wife!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and maybe even find a new twin flame (just kidding, we don’t condone emotional affairs here). See you in the game!

CraftyGrandpaJr

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	104	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6430
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8609
Buildings Constructed:	48	New Chunks Explored:	416228
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	494198	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6343	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925351
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!