| Age Requirement | 25+ |
|---|---|
| Ranks/Moderator positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| New Map Start Date | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Peak Players | 8-12 players online |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
A: Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ to join the server.
A: No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on the server.
A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off to prevent destruction of player creations.
A: We have limited plugins for grief protection and chat functionality, but strive to maintain a vanilla experience.
A: Join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations from your sister or anyone else. No drones spying on you here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, unlike that suspicious fiancé your sister was worried about. And don’t worry, we won’t accuse you of talking to anyone’s ex, unless it’s in the context of a hilarious in-game roleplay scenario.
So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together. Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s block out the negativity and craft some good times instead!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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