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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4106 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
