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Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

satire, comedy, Pregnant, Comical, Wacky

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

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Chick’s Minecraft Server

lookalike, uncertainty, confusion, same chick, Similarity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

comedy, unexpected, Surprise, funny, boobers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

race relations, racial identity, double take, sarcasm, Minecraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:
So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

Twins, Minecraft, double, copycat Michaels, MichaelsSquared

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CelebSkinnyCraft

public image, famous lookalike, impersonation, famous doppelganger, resemblance

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

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90sTeenCraft

Free Time, tv shows, trends, movies, 90s

Remember the good ol’ days when teenagers in the 90s had to actually leave their houses to have fun? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, Tamagotchis, and slap bracelets all over again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual world in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual pizza rolls.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the 90s! Just be sure to bring your fanny pack and your best grunge outfit – it’s gonna be a totally tubular time!

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RussianBlock Minecraft Server

film community, film festival, Minecraft, Tiff, security concerns

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo!

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TortureCraft: Boom!

Ukraine, Conflict, Political unrest, Tortures, eastern europe

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come on down to our server where we have guerrillas blowing up Russian guards involved in tortures in Ukraine!

Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!

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Tan Line Lifeguards United

United, tan, lifeguards, line

come join our epic minecraft server where we have lifeguards from the 80s with weird tan lines as our moderators! they will make sure your gaming experience is as wild as their tans!

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. legend says that the first person to uncover the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. they may explode your house, but at least you’ll have a funny picture to remember it by!

so come on over to our server and join the chaos. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

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