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High AF Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	811484	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪

Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦

Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥

So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1005
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	5090
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ores Mined:	8938
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!