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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7201 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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